UnPoetia:A Commie in My Closet

Poetry for people who hate poetry

There's a commie in my closet,

There's a Cuban in the hall,

There's a fascist in my dresser,

There's a Nazi on the wall.

There's a immigrant in the bathtub,

There's a Mexican at the door,

There's a Muslim in the kitchen,

There's a liberal on the floor.

--A Commie in My Closet, a Republican ode.

There's a commie in my closet

There's a Cuban in the hall

There's a fascist in my dresser

There's a Nazi on the wall

There's an immigrant in the bathtub

There's a Mexican at the door

There's a Muslim in the kitchen

There's a liberal on the floor