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Why? talk:Sit down, and have an italian soda

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If I were you, I'd move this to Italian soda. That's the point of this, right?   Le Cejak <0:30 Jun 14, 2009>

If I were you, I'd also get rid of the {{USERNAME}} template and replace instances of it with "you", where appropriate. It's not only cliche, it's a joke that depends on the user's javascript being enabled and signed into Uncyc. It's more to the point if you don't use it, and funnier.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:06 Jun 14, 2009
HOLY GOD IT'S SKULLTHONKER   Le Cejak <1:19 Jun 14, 2009>