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Why? talk:It's not okay to be gay
Hi Scofield! I really like your new article! I saw it and just had to throw my idea in there. However, I do realize this is your article, and I don't want you to feel like I violated it. So if you don't like what I added, please revert it. Have fun! (*_^)/ -- 
Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:28 August 13, 2011 (UTC)