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Thanks for your contributions anonymous IP. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN14:22, 31 May
This article is a timeless laugh, and therefore I felt the impulse to translate it to German today, with just a little localization. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 
21:54, August 29, 2010 (UTC)