Why?:My homework was late

Teacher: So, tell us Timmy, did you do your homework?.

Student: Er...no sir.

Teacher: Why not?

Because...

Last morning my mom was angry because I was smoking

and I was like...

"What are you looking at, BITCH?"

I think I said something strange because she fainted...

and then I was like...

but my sister thought It was my fault and she started strangling me like...

But suddenly, raccoons

so I tried to burn the raccoons...

But somehow I managed to burn down the whole house...

so I prayed to that Jew to save my family by creating a giant wave that could put out the fire

but he was a bit excess...

Ooops. There goes daddy's car.

So the whole town was immersed and I tried to make my homework on a dead fisherman's boat I found floating, because my family and my house were gone...

but suddenly some dolphins came by and stole my homework

and the dolphins traveled away with my homework

Student: ...and this is why I didn't make my homework.

Teacher: And you expect me to believe you?

Student: Er...yes?

Teacher: There's no way I would believe this imaginary story, young sir. Now you'll have to go back to your house and I will inform your parents about the event. This will be your punishment. Now go, leave!

*gets out of the school*

Student: *sigh* Looks like no one will ever believe our story Dolphy. There's no reason for me to stay here anymore.

Goodbye school 'cause I will make a better life, away from you! Τo infinity and beyond!

"THE END"

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