UnWeather

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UnWeather is the most reliable weather forecasting source on the interweb. UnWeather uses many other sources and chucks them in the bin because they are always wrong. UnWeather give you the correct forecast you want. UnWeather will detect your current location and then give you an accurate forecast for the area closest to your current location. However for some areas of Russia, Moscow is the closest area. UnWeather also accepts weather bribes. For details please contact UnWeather via the usual E-mail address. UnWeather is currently being bribed by Sir Tito Ree Mahoney.

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Yesterday Last Night Today Tonight Tomorrow

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Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow[edit]

High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins

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Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow[edit]

Within an area of 22m³ of you there are exactly 22 gnomes, and 2 faeries.

NoneFireball.JPG There is a Little or no chance of fireballs today. Have a nice day!


Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week[edit]

The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 220 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.

Server Status[edit]

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Tick.JPG AIM is online.

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Heat Index[edit]

The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558522 joules on the international market.

Other Significant Notes[edit]

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