UnWeather

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UnWeather is the most reliable weather forecasting source on the interweb. UnWeather uses many other sources and chucks them in the bin because they are always wrong. UnWeather give you the correct forecast you want. UnWeather will detect your current location and then give you an accurate forecast for the area closest to your current location. However for some areas of Russia, Moscow is the closest area. UnWeather also accepts weather bribes. For details please contact UnWeather via the usual E-mail address. UnWeather is currently being bribed by Emir Henry A. Tootsie.

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Yesterday Last Night Today Tonight Tomorrow

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Showers.JPG Some showers

Moon.JPG Moonshine.

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Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow[edit]

High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins

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Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow[edit]

Within an area of 99m³ of you there are exactly 99 gnomes, and 9 faeries.

High.JPG There is a high chance of fireballs today, stay inside unless absolutly necessary.


Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week[edit]

The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 990 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.

Server Status[edit]

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Tick.JPG MSN is online.

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Tick.JPG AIM is online.

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Heat Index[edit]

The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558599 joules on the international market.

Other Significant Notes[edit]

The Axe Effect[edit]

There has been a dramatic fall in the number of trees across the globe over the last hundred years as a result of axe intervention. Since the turn of the century 81%of the Brazilian rainforest has been cleared, oxygen levels have plummeted and soon the axe effect will become erriversable.