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It is currently: The Third Month of Spring 
Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow
High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins
Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow
Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week
The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 990 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.
The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558599 joules on the international market.
Other Significant Notes
The Axe Effect
There has been a dramatic fall in the number of trees across the globe over the last hundred years as a result of axe intervention. Since the turn of the century 81%of the Brazilian rainforest has been cleared, oxygen levels have plummeted and soon the axe effect will become erriversable.