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Unquotable talk:Captain Oblivious
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He needs superpowers[edit]
Someone needs to give Cap Oblivious superpowers--maybe ones that suit his "condition". --Junco Bay HappyCamper 01:35, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
Hehe[edit]
Hats off to the old Mega Man picture from the original NES game, where apparently he holds a gun. I just saw that game on the shelf at Gameland, and all I could think was WTF?--68.99.188.175 08:22, 24 August 2007 (UTC)Maverick Davidian
Secret Identity[edit]
His secret identity should be Caboose from Red vs Blue. That would be perfect. In fact, I'm going to make a redirect page right now. R3tr0r0ck3r 07:46, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
- I have those shows. Never watched 'em though.
- *added the quotes* --Don't click here! I need to work on that page. (Like, now. Hm.) 14:31, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
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