umbrage

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Noun

Umbrage

1. An invisible county town in Kent. You know it exists, you can smell its inhabitants but you can't see them.
2. To 'take Umbrage'. A military objective in World War One for the Kaiser. He wanted the invisible town.
3. Alternatively known as Royal Umbrage Unwells.