piss artist

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Piss artist (plural Piss artists)

  1. Painters who work only using urine. Usually their own or that of a close friend. See also Piss Christ.


In 1974, amid the gathering scandal that would force President Richard Nixon to resign, the U.S. Secret Service investigated a tragic case of a vandal urinating unflattering political slogans in the snow in front of the White House. They told the President there was good and bad news. The urine was matched to his Vice President. The bad news was that the handwriting was matched to his wife.