Uncyclopedia talk:Horoscopes
Because I'm as bold as I am (un?)funny, I'm taking over this week - someone let me know if I should never do it again for the love of god. TPLN 22:22, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
I stole this week, hope no one cares... The HRH MuCal. Tayor 
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:04, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
Newly updated for week of April 2! Apologies, I was logged out when I wrote the article, but it's actually me. Brianrein 02:02, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Newly updated for week of April 9! Brianrein 23:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
i have taken over horoscope duties as of the week of 11/26/07, because it seems like something uncyc should have. of course, other people are welcome to write them also, i just mean that i'll make sure they get updated weekly. -- 02:08, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
How do you do it, GT? Hilarious every time... *shakes fist in jealousy* • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
- Thanks, paxx. It's a lot of fun for me. In fact, don't tell anyone, but the truth is I'd totally do this for free. --
GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:45, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
- I hate to break it to you, but those paychecks they give you? They're fake. The money goes to some orphans that don't really deserve it. I know this can be a little hard to take in, but it's for the best. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC