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Uncyclopedia talk:Don't be a dick
This needs a talkpage[edit]
And now it has one. ; ) —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:27, 27 September 2011
What is a Dick?[edit]
I searched Undictionary in vain for a definition of the word "dick", but the closest thing I could find was the word "dickphobia", defined as "the fear of dicks". An uncyclopedia search for "dick" results in a redirect to the page for "penis". Is the Uncyclopedia rule "don't be a dick" really to be understood as an imperative not to be a penis? Nomine Ex Nihilo (talk) 18:49, 23 May 2023 (UTC)