Uncyclopedia talk:Beginner's Guide/Grammar and spelling

Wouldn't the title be better as "Speeling and GR4MmORZ" thus violating both the rules of spelling and grammar? 131.194.196.34 00:38, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Make sure this key is turned off when editing. Please, for the love of god, turn it off.

Add this bit: [[Image:CAPSLOCK.JPG|right|thumb|Make sure this key is turned off when editing. Please, for the love of god, turn it off.]] --User:Nintendorulez 15:04, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

Offer of services

If anyone needs proofreading, I'm your go-to guy. (But if your article is crap, I can & probably will list it for deletion). --goshzilladisgusting unfunny nonsense 18:49, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Speling

Surely it should be grammer.

--84.9.78.198 22:17, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

False

Proofreading Service

Yeah, somebody better list it. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 15:02, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 May 2010 ~ 04:01 (UTC)

Punctuation!

Perhaps this page should also note the importance of proper punctuation. To that end, the comma is actually misplaced in the third sentence, "Often, (as alluded to in Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid) an official tone can take your article to new heights." The comma should actually follow the closing parenthesis because it does not directly limit the word following the parenthetical information. Assuming you follow my suggestion of adding a bit about punctuation, I suppose you could leave this mistake in for the sake of ironic effect, but it will likely be glossed over by the average (and no doubt generally intoxicated) Uncyclopedia user; it would ultimately be more effective in the actual section on punctuation anyway.

--76.170.74.230 10:21, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:02, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Try the "redirect" section... MrN  Fork you! 10:12, Jul 3

Where the Wild Things Are

Ahem. WHERE is a location, such as my a-hole, mama's sandwiches, Khazakstan and the Trans-Caucasus. It is nothing else, so please, where something else should go, please do not write "where". Like, you know, where a guy posts and says please don't write where. By the bye, I am a hillbilly.

Prepositions

Proper use of prepositions is highly thought of. "A preposition is something that one should never end a sentence with." ~Eric F 184.76.225.106 19:41, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

Request: More Good Grammor Guide?

This article do good at telling why for grammor, but a actual guide of grammor would be more better. Is person which did write one that you know of? ~Eric F 184.76.225.106 20:08, February 27, 2012 (UTC)