Uncyclopedia:Legal Department/MarcelPoot
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The Uncyclopedia Legal Department wishes it to be noted that:
in case the defendant of the case (insofar as there is a case in this case) fails to studiously either a) react the way he is expected to or b) fail to react, the Department (henceforth referred to as "them") will be forced to take legal action against them.
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Problematic references to persons not alive, dead or undead.
To the writers of the article
It has come to the attention of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department that this article refers to persons not alive, dead or undead in such a way as to be non-conformant with the statute 3, §18 of the subchapter 54 (References to persons nonexistent in such a way as to be non-conformant with the statute 3, §18 of the subchapter 54.). The author(s) of the article are now subpoenaed, and are expected to react to this summons in the appropriate way as described in the "Document concerning appropriate reactions to summons in problematic situations, §25".
If the author of the article so wishes, he can file a complaint here.
The Uncyclopedia Legal Department wishes it to be noted that:
in case the defendant of the case (insofar as there is a case in this case) fails to studiously either a) react the way he is expected to or b) fail to react, the Department (henceforth referred to as "them") will be forced to take legal action against them.
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