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Chinese Menu Chicken Dragon Lung To Chicken Anus £3.00 Dragon Lung To Chicken Anus £3.00 Dragon Lung To Chicken Anus £3.00 Steaks Crispy Dragon-Bo Mutton £2.00 Crispy Dragon-Bo Mutton £3.00 Crispy Dragon-Bo Mutton £4.50 Salads Plain Dragon-Do-Go Salad £1.00 Plain Dragon-Do-Go Salad £1.00 Plain Dragon-Do-Go Salad £1.00

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Plain Lung Po Rice £2.00 Plain Lung Po Rice £3.50 Plain Lung Po Rice £4.10 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Pung-Dragon Water £2.00 Fresh Pung-Dragon Water £2.00 Fresh Pung-Dragon Water £2.00 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Pung-Dragon Water £2.00 Fresh Pung-Dragon Water £2.00 Fresh Pung-Dragon Water £2.00