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Chinese Menu Chicken Oscar Wilde's Home-Baked Dragon-Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.00 Oscar Wilde's Home-Baked Dragon-Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.00 Oscar Wilde's Home-Baked Dragon-Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.00 Steaks Home-Made Yung Po Mutton £2.00 Home-Made Yung Po Mutton £3.00 Home-Made Yung Po Mutton £4.50 Salads Roast Dragon-Po Salad £1.00 Roast Dragon-Po Salad £1.00 Roast Dragon-Po Salad £1.00

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Stir-Fry Panda-Go Rice £2.00 Stir-Fry Panda-Go Rice £3.50 Stir-Fry Panda-Go Rice £4.10 Traditional Oriental Drinks Cold Yung-Starfruit Water £2.00 Cold Yung-Starfruit Water £2.00 Cold Yung-Starfruit Water £2.00 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Cold Yung-Starfruit Water £2.00 Cold Yung-Starfruit Water £2.00 Cold Yung-Starfruit Water £2.00