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Chinese Restaurant Name Generator[edit]

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Rainbow Hong Kong Emperor Chinese Eatery



Getting Additional Name.

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser[edit]

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Grand Restaurant Group



Getting Additional Employer

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker[edit]

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu

Chicken

Fried Panda-Po Dragon-Style Chicken
£3.33
Fried Panda-Po Dragon-Style Chicken
£3.33
Fried Panda-Po Dragon-Style Chicken
£3.33

Steaks

Fried Gung Bo Mutton
£2.33
Fried Gung Bo Mutton
£3.33
Fried Gung Bo Mutton
£4.53

Salads

Baked Dragon-Go Salad
£1.33
Baked Dragon-Go Salad
£1.33
Baked Dragon-Go Salad
£1.33

Chinese Menu

Rice & Noodles

Plain Kung Go Rice
£2.33
Plain Kung Go Rice
£3.53
Plain Kung Go Rice
£4.13

Traditional Oriental Drinks

Fresh Dung-Do Juice
£2.33
Fresh Dung-Do Juice
£2.33
Fresh Dung-Do Juice
£2.33

Traditional Indonesian Drinks

Fresh Dung-Do Juice
£2.33
Fresh Dung-Do Juice
£2.33
Fresh Dung-Do Juice
£2.33




























Getting Additional Menu.