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Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Dragon

Hong Kong

Gate

Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Chinatown

Buffets & Banquets

Takeaways

Group

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Plain Loo Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.22 Plain Loo Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.22 Plain Loo Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.22 Steaks Spicy Kung To Mutton £2.22 Spicy Kung To Mutton £3.22 Spicy Kung To Mutton £4.52 Salads Baked Dung Go Salad £1.22 Baked Dung Go Salad £1.22 Baked Dung Go Salad £1.22

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Fried Dragon-To Rice £2.22 Fried Dragon-To Rice £3.52 Fried Dragon-To Rice £4.12 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Dragon-Starfruit Juice £2.22 Fresh Dragon-Starfruit Juice £2.22 Fresh Dragon-Starfruit Juice £2.22 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Dragon-Starfruit Juice £2.22 Fresh Dragon-Starfruit Juice £2.22 Fresh Dragon-Starfruit Juice £2.22