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Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Dragon

Jade

8

Take-Out

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

The

Grand

Restaurant

Organisation

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Plain Dragon-To Dragon-Style Chicken £3.55 Plain Dragon-To Dragon-Style Chicken £3.55 Plain Dragon-To Dragon-Style Chicken £3.55 Steaks Neglected Tung Go Pork £2.55 Neglected Tung Go Pork £3.55 Neglected Tung Go Pork £4.55 Salads Organic Yung Po Salad £1.55 Organic Yung Po Salad £1.55 Organic Yung Po Salad £1.55

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Stir-Fry Zhung Do Rice £2.55 Stir-Fry Zhung Do Rice £3.55 Stir-Fry Zhung Do Rice £4.15 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Kung-Dragon Juice £2.55 Fresh Kung-Dragon Juice £2.55 Fresh Kung-Dragon Juice £2.55 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Kung-Dragon Juice £2.55 Fresh Kung-Dragon Juice £2.55 Fresh Kung-Dragon Juice £2.55