Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Crysanthemum

City

Tea House

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

The

Grand

Chinese

Tower

Partnership

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Fresh Panda-Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.77 Fresh Panda-Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.77 Fresh Panda-Pi-pi Dragon-Style Chicken £3.77 Steaks Home-Made Panda-Po Pork £2.77 Home-Made Panda-Po Pork £3.77 Home-Made Panda-Po Pork £4.57 Salads Spicy Zhung Bo Salad £1.77 Spicy Zhung Bo Salad £1.77 Spicy Zhung Bo Salad £1.77

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Roast Gung Do Noodles £2.77 Roast Gung Do Noodles £3.57 Roast Gung Do Noodles £4.17 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Wung-Dragon Juice £2.77 Fresh Wung-Dragon Juice £2.77 Fresh Wung-Dragon Juice £2.77 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Wung-Dragon Juice £2.77 Fresh Wung-Dragon Juice £2.77 Fresh Wung-Dragon Juice £2.77