Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

China

Court

Authentic Chinese Cuisine

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Chinatown

Chinese

Group

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Stir-Fry Loo Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.77 Stir-Fry Loo Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.77 Stir-Fry Loo Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.77 Steaks Stir-Fry Kung Do Pork £2.77 Stir-Fry Kung Do Pork £3.77 Stir-Fry Kung Do Pork £4.57 Salads Crispy Yung Ko Salad £1.77 Crispy Yung Ko Salad £1.77 Crispy Yung Ko Salad £1.77

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Organic Panda-Po Noodles £2.77 Organic Panda-Po Noodles £3.57 Organic Panda-Po Noodles £4.17 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Dung-Do Water £2.77 Fresh Dung-Do Water £2.77 Fresh Dung-Do Water £2.77 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Dung-Do Water £2.77 Fresh Dung-Do Water £2.77 Fresh Dung-Do Water £2.77