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Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Rainbow

Hong Kong

Emperor

Chinese Eatery

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Grand

Restaurant

Group

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Fried Panda-Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.33 Fried Panda-Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.33 Fried Panda-Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.33 Steaks Fried Gung Bo Mutton £2.33 Fried Gung Bo Mutton £3.33 Fried Gung Bo Mutton £4.53 Salads Baked Dragon-Go Salad £1.33 Baked Dragon-Go Salad £1.33 Baked Dragon-Go Salad £1.33

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Plain Kung Go Rice £2.33 Plain Kung Go Rice £3.53 Plain Kung Go Rice £4.13 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Dung-Do Juice £2.33 Fresh Dung-Do Juice £2.33 Fresh Dung-Do Juice £2.33 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Dung-Do Juice £2.33 Fresh Dung-Do Juice £2.33 Fresh Dung-Do Juice £2.33