Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Wink's

Great

King

House of Panda

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Grand

Chinese

Chain

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Dragon Dragon-Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.44 Dragon Dragon-Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.44 Dragon Dragon-Po Dragon-Style Chicken £3.44 Steaks Crispy Shung To Beef £2.44 Crispy Shung To Beef £3.44 Crispy Shung To Beef £4.54 Salads Plain Shung Ko Salad £1.44 Plain Shung Ko Salad £1.44 Plain Shung Ko Salad £1.44

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Plain Zhung Do Rice £2.44 Plain Zhung Do Rice £3.54 Plain Zhung Do Rice £4.14 Traditional Oriental Drinks Cold Starfruit-To Juice £2.44 Cold Starfruit-To Juice £2.44 Cold Starfruit-To Juice £2.44 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Cold Starfruit-To Juice £2.44 Cold Starfruit-To Juice £2.44 Cold Starfruit-To Juice £2.44