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Chinese Restaurant Name Generator[edit]

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Canton House All-You-Can-Eat



Getting Additional Name.

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser[edit]

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

The Super Restaurant Chain



Getting Additional Employer

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker[edit]

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu

Chicken

Home-Made Vung Bo-Go Dragon-Style Chicken
£3.00
Home-Made Vung Bo-Go Dragon-Style Chicken
£3.00
Home-Made Vung Bo-Go Dragon-Style Chicken
£3.00

Steaks

Fresh Dragon-Bo Beef
£2.00
Fresh Dragon-Bo Beef
£3.00
Fresh Dragon-Bo Beef
£4.50

Salads

Fried Bung Do Salad
£1.00
Fried Bung Do Salad
£1.00
Fried Bung Do Salad
£1.00

Chinese Menu

Rice & Noodles

Home-Made Lung To Noodles
£2.00
Home-Made Lung To Noodles
£3.50
Home-Made Lung To Noodles
£4.10

Traditional Oriental Drinks

Home-Squeezed Starfruit-Starfruit Water
£2.00
Home-Squeezed Starfruit-Starfruit Water
£2.00
Home-Squeezed Starfruit-Starfruit Water
£2.00

Traditional Indonesian Drinks

Home-Squeezed Starfruit-Starfruit Water
£2.00
Home-Squeezed Starfruit-Starfruit Water
£2.00
Home-Squeezed Starfruit-Starfruit Water
£2.00




























Getting Additional Menu.