Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Grand

Formosa

Empress

Chinese Buffet

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Super

Restaurant

Pavilion

Corporation

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Plain Sung To Dragon-Style Chicken £3.66 Plain Sung To Dragon-Style Chicken £3.66 Plain Sung To Dragon-Style Chicken £3.66 Steaks Funny-Smelling Wung To Mutton £2.66 Funny-Smelling Wung To Mutton £3.66 Funny-Smelling Wung To Mutton £4.56 Salads Plain Wung To Salad £1.66 Plain Wung To Salad £1.66 Plain Wung To Salad £1.66

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Roast Dragon-Po Noodles £2.66 Roast Dragon-Po Noodles £3.56 Roast Dragon-Po Noodles £4.16 Traditional Oriental Drinks Hot Sung-Dragon Water £2.66 Hot Sung-Dragon Water £2.66 Hot Sung-Dragon Water £2.66 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Hot Sung-Dragon Water £2.66 Hot Sung-Dragon Water £2.66 Hot Sung-Dragon Water £2.66