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Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Man's

Happy

Star

Chinese Food

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Grand

Chinese

Corporation

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Spicy Lung Bo Chicken £3.33 Spicy Lung Bo Chicken £3.33 Spicy Lung Bo Chicken £3.33 Steaks Plain Dragon-To Mutton £2.33 Plain Dragon-To Mutton £3.33 Plain Dragon-To Mutton £4.53 Salads Roast Yung Po Salad £1.33 Roast Yung Po Salad £1.33 Roast Yung Po Salad £1.33

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Roast Zhung Go-Do Noodles £2.33 Roast Zhung Go-Do Noodles £3.53 Roast Zhung Go-Do Noodles £4.13 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Vung-Starfruit Mystic Potion £2.33 Fresh Vung-Starfruit Mystic Potion £2.33 Fresh Vung-Starfruit Mystic Potion £2.33 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Vung-Starfruit Mystic Potion £2.33 Fresh Vung-Starfruit Mystic Potion £2.33 Fresh Vung-Starfruit Mystic Potion £2.33