Uncyclopedia:Create an article

Help and advice

Thanks for starting a new article! To give it a long and witty life:

• Read the beginner's guide first. It should tell you most of what you need to know.
• Use satirical point of view. Be funny and not just stupid.
• One-line articles are currently not welcome.
• Be sure your article looks like an article since its beginning (or else how can we tell if it worths preserving?).
• Don't submit others' work, including just copying & pasting sections from articles. This includes most websites, even if you cannot see a copyright notice.
• In particular: any picture or text lifted from another humor site, and the plagiariser, will be forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason.

Just enter in the desired title of your article, and press create!