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PC Gamer Forum UK

Repeatedly created shortly after deletion. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 19:15, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Habbox

Vanity from some forum site for drooling txt-spking illiterates. Recreated and deleted three times - David Gerard 14:48, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Antitibia, Antitoba, Antiteba

Vanity (and a bit of online slander) that has been voted for deletion, but continuously got recreated.

--⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 01:06, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Anthony tsialis

Recurring vanity spam, nnp

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:37, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Nick Barker

01:21, June 27, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Nick Barker" (If you're going to be a dick towards the admins, then your article will not survive the night.)
08:30, June 25, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Nick Barker" (content was: 'Nick Barker is also renoun for his beer gut. it is so big that he cannot see his own penis which is hard to see even without the fat' (and the only contributor was '219.73.81.78'))
08:14, June 25, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Nick Barker" (vanityshite)
08:03, June 23, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Nick Barker" (vanity)
06:49, June 23, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Nick Barker" (vanity)
07:43, June 19, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Nick Barker" (content was: 'Nick Barker is gay' (and the only contributor was 'John Smith'))

Basic "this music artist is gay" stuff, then somehow Mhaille and I became guest-stars in the article in, shall we say, a very negative way. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 05:29, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

The Raging Gamer

Recreated hate page, huffed four times. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Conrad Devonshire

01:55, 1 June 2006 Tompkins huffed "Conrad Devonshire" (Aw, man, that's it)
01:28, 1 June 2006 Tompkins huffed "Conrad Devonshire" (Stop it or I block you)
01:18, 1 June 2006 Tompkins huffed "Conrad Devonshire" (vanity)
01:10, 1 June 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Conrad Devonshire" (NNP, nobody cares. Read UN:VAIN.)
18:24, 31 May 2006 Tompkins huffed "Conrad Devonshire" (content was: 'Conrad Devonshire is a cunt.{{NRV|13:45, 31 May 2006 (UTC)}')
11:52, 31 May 2006 Mhaille huffed "Conrad Devonshire" (Copied from a NNP on Wikipedia)

Vanity and whatnot. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:01, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Naomi van groll

Compliance with overreactive antt-vanity atmosphere--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 03:40, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

The Carlow Crab

Carlow Crab mark 2. Just as dumb. Just as meaningless.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 03:03, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

Why do I die by a fart, I like farts!

05:47, 27 May 2006 Tompkins huffed "Why do I die by a fart, I like farts!" (content was: 'hi.' (and the only contributor was '71.81.237.188'))
21:32, 26 May 2006 Tompkins huffed "Why do I die by a fart, I like farts!" (content was: '{{NRV|21:32, 26 May 2006 (UTC)}}hi and yes i do die by a fart')
02:12, 25 May 2006 EvilZak huffed "Why do I die by a fart, I like farts!" (content was: 'please give me money because i die from farting. :(' (and the only contributor was '68.45.190.171'))
01:55, 25 May 2006 EvilZak huffed "Why do I die by a fart, I like farts!" (content was: 'I fart out of my dick when a girl gives me a bj so i am so alone and hurt so i die and then i fart so much that i can't breathe. well i'm dead anyway ...' (and the only contributor was '68.45.190.171'))
10:32, 27 March 2006 Splaka huffed "Why do I die by a fart, I like farts!" (content was: '{{zorkheader|do you?|-495894|7}}Do you?*yes*no' (and the only contributor was '145.98.212.99'))

t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:50, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Innocent Blind Man

23:23, 26 May 2006 DWIII huffed "Innocent Blind Man" (content was: 'Hi. This is Innocent Blind Man. I lost my eyesight because I watched Teen Titans. I got someone to type for me.' (and the only contributor was 'Doodlepoodle'))
21:13, 17 April 2006 Tompkins huffed "Innocent Blind Man" (content was: 'Innocent Blind Man got blind from watching Teen Titans.' (and the only contributor was '70.24.233.120'))
19:51, 7 February 2006 Mhaille huffed "Innocent Blind Man" (content was: 'Innocent blind men can sometimes be not very innocent and/or blind at all. BE aware of this.NRV|23:41, 7 February 2006 (UTC)')
16:54, 4 February 2006 Mhaille huffed "Innocent Blind Man" (and again)
16:48, 4 February 2006 Mhaille huffed "Innocent Blind Man" (vanity page.....bye bye)
19:46, 3 February 2006 Mhaille huffed "Innocent Blind Man" (possibly a vanity page, but not sure......it makes me want to spork my brains out)

--DW^III 03:26, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Anal Cunt

20:49, 24 May 2006 EvilZak huffed "Anal Cunt" (...)
20:46, 24 May 2006 EvilZak huffed "Anal Cunt" (Uncyclopedia is not Livejournal, please call your friends gay elsewhere)
22:53, 19 April 2006 Tompkins huffed "Anal Cunt" (content was: 'Grind core Band.Grind core band formed in March 1988. Current line up is Seth Putnam on vocals, John Kozik on guitar and John Gillis on Drums. Check w...' (and the only contributor was '71.30.91.192'))
15:48, 10 April 2006 MoneySign huffed "Anal Cunt" (content was: 'hitler to koleś' (and the only contributor was '80.55.184.166'))
14:30, 7 April 2006 Mhaille huffed "Anal Cunt" (content was: 'anal cunt. sounds yummy.' (and the only contributor was '216.227.242.241'))
18:59, 16 December 2005 Splaka huffed "Anal Cunt" (um no)

~

t o d d k i n s blah. ﻙﻭﻥ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ Build Tompkins' Userpage 00:58, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

$300

13:34, 23 May 2006 DWIII huffed "$300" (content was: 'MORE THAN YOU HAVE!' (and the only contributor was '206.13.48.3'))
15:19, 15 May 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "$300" (content was: '$300- a lot of money$300- more than you have' (and the only contributor was '206.13.48.3'))
22:37, 27 April 2006 DWIII huffed "$300" (NRV expired (insufficient improvement))

CVP'd for re-creation & prior history of User:Cwitz/206.13.48.3 creating dozens of spurious links to "$300". --DW^III 17:53, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

16:55, May 21, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Pt:A Ordem dos TK's" (Can you use the talkpage?)
16:53, May 21, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Pt:A Ordem dos TK's" (BECAUSE YOU SUCK!)
16:47, May 21, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Pt:A Ordem dos TK's" (This has been deleted far too many times. Next time it happens, it's getting a CVP.)
16:43, May 21, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Pt:A Ordem dos TK's" (content was: '== '''História''' ==Há muito tempo atrás, em uma galáxia muito distante, um grupo de jovens bravos guerreiros fundou um vilarejo chamado TKland....' (and the only contributor was 'Thodias'))
16:41, May 21, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Pt:A Ordem dos TK's" (One more and you're banned :D)
16:38, May 21, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Pt:A Ordem dos TK's" (content was: ' $Sacul$ ' (and the only contributor was '200.171.151.138'))
16:36, May 21, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Pt:A Ordem dos TK's" (content was: 'Criando o Basico== Surgimento da Organização ==')

I did warn them. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:55, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Miś Uszatek

01:48, 21 May 2006 EvilZak huffed "Miś Uszatek" (content was: 'Jebał go pies xD' (and the only contributor was '83.15.121.106'))
16:53, 21 April 2006 Tompkins huffed "Miś Uszatek" (content was: 'Ciekawa osoba, inwentor.' (and the only contributor was '81.190.220.45'))
12:57, 26 February 2006 Keitei huffed "Miś Uszatek" (content was: '----== Headline text ==Image:Example.jpg $Insertformulahere$ ' (and the only contributor was '83.21.0.51'))
08:49, 10 February 2006 Mhaille huffed "Miś Uszatek" (content was: 'To był fajny gość co klapnięte uszko miał' (and the only contributor was '217.116.98.2'))
00:08, 6 February 2006 Splaka huffed "Miś Uszatek" (nrv expire - )
16:01, 28 October 2005 Carlb huffed "Miś Uszatek" (content was: '== Headline text ==link titleItalic text--80.42.79.135 21:17, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)')
05:32, 28 October 2005 Splaka huffed "Miś Uszatek" (content was: 'Miś 'Bear Ears' Uszatek is one of the most violent football fans in Poland. He loves WISŁA KRAKÓW football team. He's real true name is K...')
10:45, 26 October 2005 Flammable huffed "Miś Uszatek" (What?)
21:09, 25 October 2005 Spintherism huffed "Miś Uszatek" (content was: 'Twoja stara!!{{qua?}}')

--EvilZak 07:54, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Aimee millwood

11:16, May 19, 2006 Codeine huffed "Aimee millwood" (who?)
11:13, May 19, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Aimee millwood" (NNP, NOBODY FUCKING CARES.)
11:10, May 19, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Aimee millwood" (NNP, nobody cares.)
23:47, May 18, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Aimee millwood" (NNP, nobody cares.)

Vanity page. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:19, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

DJcockspank

Created and deleted 5 times
Vanity

--Splaka 04:08, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Teh Vesti

<VelairWight> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Teh_Vesti&action=history - protect this before it gets recreated again

Too lazy to look into this; someone else do it. --KATIE!! 05:00, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

El guapo

23:33, May 15, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "El guapo" (content was: 'what are you doing troy??' (and the only contributor was 'Patrickl'))
23:30, May 15, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "El guapo" (content was: 'well it looks like troy wiped this page. thats troy right therehttp://knitti-me.blogspot.com/Salt%20Monster.jpg' (and the only contributor was 'Patrickl')(I'm not Troy. And read UN:VAIN.))
23:27, May 15, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "El guapo" (Vanity/Libel. (Page created by User:El guapo; see the pattern? Oh, and both of you: Read UN:VAIN.))

—Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:10, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times

13:54, 15 May 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times"
03:21, 15 May 2006 Splaka huffed "The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times"
22:46, 14 May 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times" (Factual.)
17:28, 14 May 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times"
19:38, 10 May 2006 Mhaille huffed "The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and fourty three times"

~ T. (talk) 17:58, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

Chris Cunningham

2:04, 8 May 2006 Todd Lyons deleted "Chris Cunningham" (content was: 'Chris Cunningham is most likely the most creative short film directors of all time. With his "Windowlcker" video for Aphex Twin he obviously goes...' (and the only contributor was '66.32.198.119'))
15:27, 11 April 2006 MoneySign deleted "Chris Cunningham" (content was: 'A very naughty man. Often trying to extract peoples' faces from the very ether they exist in. Not to be confused with Chris Cunning-ham.' (and the only contributor was '129.78.64.106'))
21:01, 12 March 2006 Keitei deleted "Chris Cunningham" (content was: 'A man currently in a psychiatric ward in Uganda, for being quite simply, stark sane.' (and the only contributor was '86.141.47.105'))
15:16, 11 March 2006 Codeine deleted "Chris Cunningham" (content was: 'Now seriously, chris is making a short called Rubber Johnny and we are all supposed to go nuts, and we did.' (and the only contributor was '80.197.63.215'))
15:00, 5 March 2006 Mhaille deleted "Chris Cunningham" (content was: 'Also known as Aphex Twin's dead twin brotherA hairy man that enjoys kidnapping people and changing their face into replica of Richard David Jame...' (and the only contributor was '212.235.70.237'))
00:58, 6 December 2005 Splaka deleted "Chris Cunningham" (content was: 'Something that Aphex Twin uses to hit Squarepusher on the head with, everytime Squarepusher noticed something odd about his bass guitar.{...')

~ T. (talk) 02:09, 9 May 2006 (UTC)

Fou

19:47, 7 May 2006 EvilZak deleted "Fou" (content was: 'V-I-A-D-O. =D' (and the only contributor was '201.9.84.18'))
18:47, 7 May 2006 Tompkins deleted "Fou" (content was: 'Continuo dizendo que é um viado. =/' (and the only contributor was '201.9.84.18')DIE!)
18:46, 7 May 2006 Tompkins deleted "Fou" (content was: 'Blah blah ? o_o'lsalsalslalsasLolcaca seca con limon <3Lol' (and the only contributor was '200.176.44.70') OH YOU'RE GOING DOWN NOW!!)
18:44, 7 May 2006 Tompkins deleted "Fou" (content was: 'O carinha esquisito que tem o msn 'shishi_oh@hotmail.com'Cara de pagodeiro, mas ouve HIM :]E Irone outros metais iskisitos D:~~Ah, ele é estranho...' (and the only contributor was '201.64.46.68') I KILL YOU! I KILL YOUR FAMILY TOO!)
18:43, 7 May 2006 Tompkins deleted "Fou" (content was: 'O carinha esquisito que tem o msn 'shishi_oh@hot AGH!mail.com'Cara de pagodeiro, mas ouve HIM :]E Irone outros metais iskisitos D:~~Ah, ele é estranho...' (and the only contributor was '201.64.46.68'))
18:42, 7 May 2006 Tompkins deleted "Fou" (content was: 'É um viado. :(' STOP!)
18:37, 7 May 2006 Tompkins deleted "Fou" (content was: 'sai fora nb ks' (and the only contributor was '201.19.50.43'))
18:35, 7 May 2006 Tompkins deleted "Fou" (content was: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (and the only contributor was '201.19.50.43'))
- --EvilZak 01:51, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Hightower Trail Middle School

22:33, 8 April 2006 MoneySign deleted "Hightower Trail Middle School" (content was: 'This article has suffered damage from a Nucleur Bomb launched by Retards who have npw taken over the world.' (and the only contributor was '24.99.182.29'))
22:30, 8 April 2006 MoneySign deleted "Hightower Trail Middle School" (Vanity pages != your personal little playground. Try again.)
22:26, 8 April 2006 MoneySign deleted "Hightower Trail Middle School" (Vanity pages != your personal little playground. Try again.)
- Vanity-article gone horribly wrong. Warned the IP on its talkpage, but it did not respond or change its behaviour. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 23:04, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

Double penis

23:50, 2 April 2006 Keitei deleted "Double penis" (content was: 'double penis is a rare condition that Oscar wilde has.')
11:02, 31 March 2006 Mhaille deleted "Double penis" (content was: 'hiya' (and the only contributor was '216.47.187.221'))
11:58, 30 March 2006 Keitei deleted "Double penis" (content was: 'hi' (and the only contributor was '216.47.187.221'))
20:04, 17 December 2005 Flammable deleted "Double penis" (Don't you dare repost this. This is compeltely unnecessary and not funny.)
- --KATIE!! 04:52, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Pete Wylie

Several deletions in a short period of time. Too lazy to copy paste the dellogs, so you'll just have to trust me on this... --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 23:59, 1 April 2006 (UTC) P.S.: Several IP-addresses -> block is of little use.

Fanta

20:07, 19 March 2006 Keitei deleted "Fanta" (content was: 'Fanta was a chemical induced in Happy Meals.' (and the only contributor was '68.188.85.244'))
19:48, 19 March 2006 Keitei deleted "Fanta" (content was: 'After the Nazi's failed to turn this four legged animal into an alternative to kitten huffing, they juiced it into a now popular fizzy drink.The ove...' (and the only contributor was '138.217.66.164'))
16:59, 19 March 2006 MoneySign deleted "Fanta" (content was: 'Tastes like shit.' (and the only contributor was '220.239.66.87'))
22:42, 18 March 2006 MoneySign deleted "Fanta" (content was: 'The Fanta... is this thing.... that was created by the Nazis. So it has to be evil!' (and the only contributor was '24.242.213.242'))
09:18, 22 February 2006 MoneySign deleted "Fanta" (content was: 'Synthetic drink that is yellow in some countries and orange in some. Allways taste like plastic oranges.' (and the only contributor was '13.16.137.11'))
23:08, 5 February 2006 Famine deleted "Fanta" (VFD'd)
- --KATIE!! 01:10, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Mascarita

16:21, 17 March 2006 Keitei deleted "Mascarita" (content was: 'aaaaaa' (and the only contributor was 'Jaimeco'))
16:16, 17 March 2006 Keitei deleted "Mascarita" (content was: 'Gran loba que gusta de escopetazos en el orto' (and the only contributor was 'Jaimeco'))
16:13, 17 March 2006 Keitei deleted "Mascarita" (content was: 'Un gran brazo de chema que le da para sus chocolates por el orto al jaimiko (cuando le pika el idem).Jajajaja tan regaladote el mikoJaimico: Mico...')
- I rest my case. --KATIE!! 21:24, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

Pages created by a single user within less than a 10 minute period is not what CVP is for. In future, I'd suggest giving the user a time out and deleting the page. CVP is for pages that are created by multiple IPs/users regularly, and are always awful, or for stubborn/stupid authors that don't learn from the time out. ~ T. (talk) 18:21, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Gangsta Of Suburbia

Recreated a coupla times by an IP fond of the sound of their own unfunny voice and lyrics - David Gerard 17:38, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

JohnCheese

CVPed on the fifth deletion. Only ever contained gibberish; last content was "PENUS PENUS PENUS" - David Gerard 15:35, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Kohuke

16:07, 10 March 2006 Codeine deleted "Kohuke" (testpage)
09:06, 7 March 2006 Mhaille deleted "Kohuke" (content was: 'Kohuke is a food that contains marihuana.')
16:36, 1 March 2006 Flammable deleted "Kohuke" (NO WAI (Junk))
07:30, 13 February 2006 Rcmurphy deleted "Kohuke"

About:blank

Created and deleted 6 times
Most popular content: ""
Several authors

-- ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 17:39, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Glynn Robinson

Created and deleted four times
Sucked every single time

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:15, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Tom Gibbs

Created and deleted seven, count 'em, seven times

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:02, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Dylan Kissinger

14:23, 11 February 2006 Keitei deleted "Dylan Kissinger"
14:22, 11 February 2006 Rcmurphy deleted "Dylan Kissinger" (keep this to your user page)
14:19, 11 February 2006 Keitei deleted "Dylan Kissinger" (vanity = delorted.)
14:08, 11 February 2006 Keitei deleted "Dylan Kissinger" (vanity)
13:09, 11 February 2006 Keitei deleted "Dylan Kissinger" (content was: '#redirect User:Dylan Kissinger' (and the only contributor was 'Keitei'))
- DW^III --01:19, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Anti-otakus

14:28, 11 February 2006 Keitei deleted "Anti-otakus" (content was: ' VAI TOMAR NO CU SHIRO' (and the only contributor was '200.171.249.236'))
12:21, 11 February 2006 Keitei deleted "Anti-otakus" (content was: 'apagou outra vez, Shiro?' (and the only contributor was '200.208.246.114'))
06:47, 11 February 2006 Mhaille deleted "Anti-otakus" (content was: 'apagou de novo, shiro????' (and the only contributor was '200.208.246.114'))
04:44, 11 February 2006 Dawg deleted "Anti-otakus"
- --KATIE!! 19:30, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Kevin he

Pointless vanity, deleted three times. --Algorithm (talk) 02:53, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Chad Bryant & Talk:Chad Bryant

Slander spillover from Wikipedia (where it is permanently deletilated too).

----Splaka 04:20, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

List of Pitied Fools

Keeps coming back over and over again, 6 deleted in the past couple of months.

--Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 07:16, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Robert james morris

Recreated NNV in violation of Vanity Policies

--—rc (t) 06:00, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Anal cunt

Three strikes ~ out.

--T. (talk) 21:19, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Paula Rizzuto

Part of a blogosphere-wide libel campaign by someone Wikipedia calls the Australian Politics Vandal. Don't recreate this article unless she becomes actually famous or something - David Gerard 08:52, 23 January 2006 (UTC)