Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball/judging2010
Place your judgery for the Turkey Ball here. Please list your top 5 articles, in order, best article starting at 1. Remember, the deadline for results is by the end of December 10th. If you cannot complete judging before this deadline, please let us know on the talk page.
Scoring system based on judges' top fives will go as follows:
5 points for #1
4 points for #2
3 points for #3
2 points for #4
1 point for #5
The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball
Final Scores
1) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user / Electrified mocha chinchilla: 12
3) Mrthejazz: 5
4) CheddarBBQ / Bucknut4 / Zombiebaron: 4
7) Striker2117: 2
Judging
- Judge #1: Black flamingo
- 1: Aristocrats and baby chicks by Mrthejazz
- 2: UnBooks:Fred by Socky
- 3: The Aristocraigslist by EMC
- 4: Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats by CheddarBBQ
- 5: Thanksgiving with the Aristocrats by Bucknut4
- Judge #2: Aleister
- 1:UnBooks:Fred Socky (The sickest of the bunch, this user should be/already is medicated and institutionilized.)
- 2:The Aristocraigslist EMC (Made me laugh the most, a great take on the joke and good formatting.)
- 3:Thanksgiving with the Aristocrats Bucknut4 (A well done version of the joke, it made me puke not once, but twice!)
- 4:Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats CheddarBBQ (A time to live, a time to die, a time to sit down in the street and weep.)
- 5:The Aristocrats Strike Back Madclaw (A clever take on the joke and use of names and memes.)
- Comment: I don't think the rules were clear to some users, concerning the basic joke and the premise of the contest, so we should kill them with unsharp axes to keep them quiet. Seeing Black Flamingo's votes up there, I will explain that the baby chicks entry was interesting, and as a vegetarian I was sympathetic to it, but it broke the audio rule, and had no accompanying text to back up or substitute for the "illegal" audio, which would have saved it for me. MrtheJazz has already been taken out back and debeaked.
- Judge #3: Lyrithya
- 1:The Aristocraigslist by Electrified mocha chinchilla
- 2:Aristocrats Gone Wild by Zombiebaron
- 3:UnBooks:Fred by Sockadelic
- 4:A Day No Aristocrats Would Die by Striker2117
- 5:The Communistocrats by ColinAYB
- Mindless ramblings here (I don't care if you hate how I did this): judgery
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00:04, 10 December, 2010
Best Bad Taste Article
Final Scores
1) Zombiebaron & Sockpuppet of an unregistered user / CheddarBBQ: 11
3) Mrthejazz: 10
4) ColinAYB: 9
5) Cat the Colourful: 3
6) Smuggler: 1
Judging
- Judge #1: ChiefjusticeDS
- 1:User:Mrthejazz/Hitler Pharmaceuticals
- 2:User:Zombiebaron/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting
- 3:Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
- 4:User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/5th Trimester Abortion
- 5:User:Smuggler
- Judge #2: PuppyOnTheRadio
- Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
- Hitler Pharmaceuticals
- UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting
- 5th Trimester Abortion
- Cristh-o-fobia
Justificationisationalising here
- Judge #3: Joe9320
- 1:User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/5th Trimester Abortion
- 2:User:Zombiebaron/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting
- 3:Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
- 4:User:Cat the Colourful/Cristh-o-fobia
- 5:User:Mrthejazz/Hitler Pharmaceuticals
The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery
Final Scores
1) Bucknut4: 14
2) Zombiebaron: 9
3) Colin "All your base" Heaney: 8
4) CheddarBBQ: 6
5) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user: 6
6) Mimo&maxus: 1
Judging
- Judge #1: Sonje
- 1:Zombiebaron - Hitler Fucking a Bear
- 2:Bucknut4 - Chilean Miner Farm
- 3:Colin "All your base" Heaney - McCain in Arizona 2010
- 4:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user - Stalin, Hitler, Jesus and Santa Orgy
- 5:CheddarBBQ - Genocide
- --Dame
09:37, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Judge #2: Mhaille
- 1:Bucknut4 - Chilean Miner Farm
- 2:Zombiebaron - Hitler Fucking a Bear
- 3:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user - Stalin, Hitler, Jesus and Santa Orgy
- 4:Colin "All your base" Heaney McCain in Arizona 2010.gif
- 5:CheddarBBQ - Genocide
- Judge #3: Magic man
- 1:Bucknut4 Chilean miner farm.jpg
- 2:CheddarBBQ Genocide2.jpg
- 3:Colin "All your base" Heaney McCain in Arizona 2010.gif
- 4:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Anal+blowjob.png
- 5:Mimo&maxus Uncyclopedia the game.jpg
- YAY! --
03:54, December 6, 2010 (UTC)