UnTunes:Toys of Summer

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To the tune of Don Henley's "Boys of Summer"

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
You told me you were scared,
That you were out of reach

You called the police, the FBI,
But they can't stop me now!
I'm right outside your house,
I can see you're watching TV!

Chorus 1

I can see you...
A stalker's job is never done
You've got some smoke coming out of those
Hair curlers from last Christmas...

I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After my toys of summer have gone...

I never will forget those nights
I watched you through the windowpane
Remember how you aimed your shotgun?
And I fell out of that tree...

I don't understand what happened to our love
But babe, I'm gonna make it right
And then we'll be friends FOREVER!!!

Chorus 2

I can see you...
I wonder who you're calling now
Dude in a black van's watching me...
But I know you'd never hurt me!

I can tell you my love for you will still be strong....
After my toys of summer have--


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