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Ketanji Brown Jackson
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By Spike
Ketanji Brown Jackson (born September 14, 1970) is the black woman that President Joe Biden nominated to the U.S. Supreme Court in 2022 to replace retiring Justice Stephen Breyer in order to fulfill a campaign promise that his first nominee would be the best person he could find, provided she was a black woman.
Ketanji was born in Washington, D.C. to Johnny and Ellery Brown, both of them black as the ace of spades. The family moved to Miami so Johnny could attend law school. Ketanji studied law at Harvard University, part of the Ivy League, an attribute where advocates of diversity on the court tend to seek unanimity. She graduated in 1992 after writing a senior thesis entitled "Plea Bargaining as Evidence of America's Inherent Racism."
Russia sanctions Peppa Pig
By Sog1970
MOSCOW -- The Russian government has retaliated in kind to the unfair impoundment of oligarchs' yachts.
Peppa Pig's palatial, $15 million sty in Saint Petersburg has been seized and is being used to house orphans created by the Ukrainian war of aggression against the Russian people.
Beatles adjust for inflation
By OnePunch
LIVERPOOL -- In a recent study done by fact-checkers in order to stop the spread of misinformation, the two surviving members of the popular British rock band, The Beatles; Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have changed the names of select songs and album titles due to inflation.
Before the band broke up in 1969, they were careful to be truthful, and by doing so, always triple checked titles for their projects. However, since the 70s, inflation has caused some of these titles to become false. The 2015 compliation album, 1, will now receive a new 2022 reissue which will now be titled 1.17. On the album, it will include songs such as "9.36 Days a Week", "One After 1,063.53" and "Revolution 10.67".
Spring Break?
By OnePunch
One of the more active Uncyclopedians, OculusWild, has said his goodbyes in his effort to stop editing the site. In a request to Admin Dark Web, White Hat, the artist formerly known as "HolUp", "Chip Brown" and "Abacab", asked if his account could be deactivated in case that if his obession to "editing funny" kicks in, and he breaks his oath to take a break from Uncyclopedia — he would not be able to. He has said that he will return in a few months in maybe summer (which for non-Northern Hemisphere users, would be Winter).
Votes for Honours
By OnePunch
Like last issue, the same articles are listed at VFH. These include;
Vote for one, or two, or all three. I don't care.
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