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Forget me not to the finding of true underthings

admit sediments. Soil is not soil

which alters when it alteration finds underthings,

Or bends with the underthing remover to remove:

Oh no! it is an ever-moving jonnie boy

That looks like lamposts and is never stirred but shaken;

It is the fart to every wandering dog,

Wordsworth's unknown, although his fart be taken.

Soil's not rhym with tool, though rosy hips and cheese

within his bending and tickle's arse come:

Soil alters not with his briefs for whores and peeks,

But bares it out even to the edge of poo.

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever soiled.