UnPoetia:The Twelve Days of Blitzkrieg
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On the first day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
A bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the second day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Two Tanne Ost,[1]
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the third day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the fourth day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the fifth day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the sixth day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Six Stukas stalking,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the seventh day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Seven SS tortures,
Six Stukas stalking,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the eighth day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Eight Italians surrendering,
Seven SS tortures,
Six Stukas stalking,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the ninth day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Nine Nazis noodling,
Eight Italians surrendering,
Seven SS tortures,
Six Stukas stalking,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the tenth day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Ten traitors traiting,
Nine Nazis noodling,
Eight Italians surrendering,
Seven SS tortures,
Six Stukas stalking,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the eleventh day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Eleven Mengeles mengeling,
Ten traitors traiting,
Nine Nazis noodling,
Eight Italians surrendering,
Seven SS tortures,
Six Stukas stalking,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
On the twelth day of blitzkrieg mein Führer gave to me,
Twelve Quislings quizzing,
Eleven Mengeles mengeling,
Ten traitors traiting,
Nine Nazis noodling,
Eight Italians surrendering,
Seven SS tortures,
Six Stukas stalking,
Five gold Swastikas,
Four Fokkers fokking,
Three French spies,
Two Tanne Ost,
And a bomb in a ME-one-o-three.
- ↑ Tanne Ost (1944) — failed German attempt to capture Suursaari from Finland