UnPoetia:Siam Siam (but different)
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
- Oh Great Siam!
I had a pretty good time in you that night!
And you're probably worthy of praise
For some other reasons!
Fuck salt
Siam Siam Siam.
Your name sounds a bit like Sam,
But you're not Sam.
You're SIAM!
And don't think you can fool me that you're not.
But why did you have to surprise me that night?
That girl was looking quite hot when she was sitting at the bar,
Probably like a 6/10 or something like that
And the moon was full
And the elephants were ripe
But why? Why did she have to have
A penis?
She had an alright face
And quite small breasts
But she had a penis.
She had a slightly below average arse
But I'd had a few beers so i didn't care
And she had a penis.
It's not like I wanted her to have a penis
I thought she was a woman
But no!
She was no woman!
She had a penis!
Siam, you surprised me in her cheap looking bedsit
I went in for the kill
And soon found out that she wasn't a normal woman
Because
She had a penis.
Why did you have to make me so drunk?
Why?
Now I'm only high on regretamine,
Because she had a penis.