UnPoetia:Paranoid (Post-Midterm Elections Version)

Poetry for people who hate poetry

The title explains it all.

Paranoid

(Post-Midterm Elections Version)

Finished with my Rummy ’cause he couldn’t not commit a crime;

People think I’m stupid because I use spell check all the time!

All day long, I eat pretzels, but never seem too satisfied.

Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find countries to pacify!

Can you help me occupy Iraq?

Oh, yeah!

I need someone to show me WMDs that I can’t find;

I can’t see the things that make you look real good, I must be blind!

Call me names and I will cry, send you to jail, and there you’ll sigh!

Humbleness I cannot feel, and shame to me is so unreal.

And so as you hear these words telling Union of my State,

I tell you to talk correct; I wish I could, but it’s too late.