UnPoetia:Ode to Cthulhu

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Ode to Cthulhu was an article written for the Noob only writing competition 2012!
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And yay for them!
Oh, Cthulhu!
Oh, Cthulhu!
Oh, Cthulhu!
Oh, Cthulhu!
Oh, Cthulhu!
Down there in your sunken city
Your greenish tentacles look so pretty
Chthulhu fuh-TAH-gun, or is that Chthulhu fuh-TINE?
I dunno, you totally took my mind
I am mad about you
Since I met you
No one corrupts the way you do
You know it's true
My maniac Chthulhu, I've been studying your gospel
The Necronomicon, it gives my nightmares something awful
You'll rise up from the sea
You'll kill everyone on earth
To terrible creatures you'll give birth
I know you will
Praise your dark name!
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn