UnPoetia:Life

Poetry for people who hate poetry

If life could be condensed

to a single word, and that word

could contain all life's majesty,

what would it be?

Come on, tell me!

No, I would rather not suck that.

Why must you be so crass?

It's downright rude to insult a man like that.

My grandma died last week! How could you be so offensive

Apology accepted. I'm glad we could solve that peacefully. Incidentally,

your mother is a dirty slut.

You heard me.