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UnPoetia:Lies and pies

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Poetry for people who hate poetry

Where I am going you can not come!

God Said:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.

I told my beloved:

Follow me, I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.

Scientists tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.

Philosophers tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.

Capitalists tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.

The President of Spiritual Development Foundation (SDF), imprisoned for misguidng the public

Communists tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.

When will I stop hearing:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer?

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