UnPoetia:Hampton Fruffleshire And His Fluffy Pants

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Hampton F. owned fluffy pants
When he wore them he often danced
He sang of times of joy and fun
Of times he'd lost battles and times he'd won
Hampton F. owned a fluffy shirt too
With fluffy sleeves for his arms to go through
He bounced 'round all day with nothing to say
He danced, he danced
All his troubles away
Hampton F. owned fluffy walls
In his small little house, one room and no halls
Some men brought him there one night in the rain
For Hampton was goddamn fucking insane