UnPoetia:Deck the Halls

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Deck the halls with gasoline,

fa-la-la-la-la,la-la-la-la.

Light a match and watch them gleam,

fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Now the school is burned to ashes,

fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Now aren't you glad you played with matches,

fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Now to prison you shall leave.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

For hundreds of years, and then die with thieves,

fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.