UnPoetia:Cajek Might Be Gay

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Cajek.Oh Cajek!, Gay He might be!
Cajek, Sir Cajek, I caught him raping a tree!
But for not all, for I discovered I was not him, and he was not me!
And we converesed, In the most Merriest manner, Gay He might be!
He baffled the rumors, and beat back the lies!
With striking force, and whip made of horse!
Cajek proved one thing.
Cajek was not gay.
Forsooth, though, after this Merry attack of lies, It was I,
Not Cajek, who was gay!