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UnNews talk:UnNews writer writes story to change frontpage image
Goddamn fundies with your god, and conservatism. Shock images are free speech! Why must you censor us so?!
Also, OMG, Apples! Ha ha ha. Man, she had some pretty extreme views. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:22, 04 Mar 2008
BWAHAHA! Best self-referential UnNews ever. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:40, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
You aren't really a creationist, are you? Please tell me you aren't. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 02:52, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
- I am a hypocrite and a pacifist, and to a lesser-extent, a creationist. A MUCH-lesser extent. I think evolution is undeniable, for example.--<<
>> 03:42, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
This gave me a good internal chuckle. -- 08:27, 4 March 2008 (UTC)