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Wow. He's gaining rapid ground. Even his talk page starts to rival Jesus. --User:Nintendorulez 14:42, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
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Holy shit, look what Todd's passed. Could Wilde himself be next???!?!!!!11ONE@!!!one! --User:Nintendorulez 21:20, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and:
<Zombiebaron> Would I get banned for putting a hidden link to Todd's user page into the welcome template? <nintendorulez> Hey, hey, no fighting in here. Take it #outside. <MoneySign> Yes. <MoneySign> Very much so. <Zombiebaron> awww <shRkb8> Yakov has a theater in Branson, Missourah. <MoneySign> In fact, I think I have to ban you for thinking of that. <Hinoa> So I'd better do it so I can unblock myself. :) <Zombiebaron> goddamn * Hinoa is kidding * Zombiebaron isn't sure if Money was joking <MoneySign> (I'll let it slide this time, though) * shRkb8 doesn't think he was * Hinoa is now known as HinoAFK * BarryC goes back to reading "Politics of the United Kingdom" * shRkb8 hasn't seen $ joke very much. <BarryC> $ doesn't joke <Zombiebaron> Money: You have to admit that its a good idea though <Zombiebaron> for getting links that is <MoneySign> No. <MoneySign> It's not. <shRkb8> D'oh! i just remembered why I logged on today. brb * BarryC laments the fact that $ HATES in-jokes <MoneySign> It's an awful idea that encourages link-spamming. <Zombiebaron> yes yes it is <MoneySign> This is true, BarryC. <BarryC> MoneySign: Is this wikipedia? <MoneySign> I'm cool with the idea of there being the odd in-joke here and there... <MoneySign> But wanting them featured??? <MoneySign> NO! <MoneySign> And no, BarryC. This is Uncyclopedia. <MoneySign> What's your point? <BarryC> Exactly. <BarryC> Nobody Cares <MoneySign> Are we supposed to be the exact oposite of Wikipedia? <Zombiebaron> no <shRkb8> no <Zombiebaron> but close I should think <BarryC> Who gives a monkeys' if we link-spam <MoneySign> I do. <shRkb8> no spam <Zombiebaron> Money does <Zombiebaron> :D <BarryC> and BTW, $, you're starting to be as dogmatic as Nintendorules <shRkb8> I HATE SPAM! <MoneySign> ... <BarryC> SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM <MoneySign> BarryC, just because I don't agree with your views, doesn't mean I'm dogmatic. <shRkb8> Can't I have teh spam eggs bacon spam and sausage without the spam? <BarryC> well, if something doesn't fit in with your views, you tend to be rather "un-changing" on the subject * Dustfinger has joined #uncyclopedia * shRkb8 is trying to "change" the subject * BarryC remebers when you put me in the topic <MoneySign> That's not true. <MoneySign> Haha! <MoneySign> That was fun... <nintendorulez> Nobody would ever notice a [[User:Todd Lyons|]] embedded in a template. <MoneySign> BarryC smells. <nintendorulez> I like the idea. <MoneySign> :D * Olipro| has quit IRC (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) <nintendorulez> Hell, embed it in Template:Q. <nintendorulez> Just to see how much it skyrockets. * BarryC leaps 60 feet at the sight of Nin <Zombiebaron> nin: do it <MoneySign> Nin, don't. <BarryC> Moneysign: :/ <Zombiebaron> :D <BarryC> DO IT <Zombiebaron> just joking Money <Zombiebaron> NON NIN! * BarryC wasn't joking <MoneySign> You better be. <nintendorulez> I'd rather see a consensus first. In case I get spontaneously banned for the jillionth time. * BarryC notes that at a jillion is an accurate measurment of fish * Dustfinger has quit IRC (Client Quit) <BarryC> oh - LSD, eh? I don't remember it being called that... <nintendorulez> It could be in Q: <choose><option weight=99></option><option weight=1>[[User:Todd Lyons|]]</option></choose> <BarryC> so subtle... <nintendorulez> It would be even less likely to be noticed. But wouldn't have as dramatic of an effect on Special:Mostlinked <MoneySign> Doesn't putting in a randomizer nullify it's contribution to Most linked to? * MoneySign isn't sure on this, though. <Zombiebaron> try it <nintendorulez> No, it would just mean approximately %1 of the page would affect Mostlinked. <MoneySign> Or not. <nintendorulez> *pages <MoneySign> No. <Zombiebaron> okay <MoneySign> That's not right at all. <MoneySign> I'm sure about that. <nintendorulez> I'll do it, and write "Did it on an IRC dare" in the edit summary. ^_^ <MoneySign> No. <MoneySign> Don't. <nintendorulez> I'm feeling spontaneously daredevilish today. <nintendorulez> And it's not like it's hard to revert... <MoneySign> There are other spontinuities that you'll feel. <Zombiebaron> Money: that means "prepare you're banstick" <Zombiebaron> ;) <nintendorulez> Template's prolly locked anyway. :P <nintendorulez> Yup, it's locked. <nintendorulez> Template:Welcome is locked too. Well, that's no fun... <Zombiebaron> MoneySign you there? * HinoAFK is now known as Hinoa <MoneySign> Yes... What is it? <Zombiebaron> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/TacoMan <<<--- HUFF <Zombiebaron> there you go * nintendorulez tries to remember the link to that UnNews article proclaiming Todd "Bigger than Jesus"... <shRkb8> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September_16 Made a few changes to the year 2000 entry. <Zombiebaron> Thou shalt not upload images of thy Tacoman... <shRkb8> the change was insipred by a front page article in today's Kansas City Star <Zombiebaron> thanks MoneySign <MoneySign> Sure, Zombiebaron. <shRkb8> i need to think of something to make all those James Doohan and scotty things link to...hmmm <shRkb8> I shall return <Zombiebaron> yay! <Zombiebaron> did you hear that folks? <Zombiebaron> he "shall return"!! * Zombiebaron shuts up again <shRkb8> there we go [[scotty off of Star Trek]] * shRkb8 likes to talk to himnself <Zombiebaron> ... <Zombiebaron> you're not though <Zombiebaron> Hinoa or MoneySign? <Zombiebaron> you guys still here? <Hinoa> No. <Zombiebaron> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Biggums <<<--- HUFF <Zombiebaron> please and thank you <Hinoa> I dunno how, but that was huffed just before you put that up there. <Hinoa> Must have been EVIL POWARS. <Zombiebaron> Hin: Why did you NRV an article that I had already NRV'd? <Hinoa> Um... it was twice as NRV as it was before? <Zombiebaron> works for me I guess <Zombiebaron> :) <Zombiebaron> http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Juan_Carlos_of_Pakistan_XXIII&curid=160215&diff=1060381&oldid=1060326 <Zombiebaron> check that out...sad attempt to remove the dead end... * shRkb8 ponders the possibility and confusion that would ensue if he made every name on the September 16 Anniversaries link to [[Scotty off of Star Trek]]. hmmm... how incredibly fiendish. * Xykon has quit IRC (Remote closed the connection) <shRkb8> shall I? <shRkb8> may I? <shRkb8> going once <shRkb8> going twice <shRkb8> Ghandi! <shRkb8> brb <Zombiebaron> no <Zombiebaron> don't link spam! <Zombiebaron> shRkb8... <Hinoa> Do I need to give you boys a time out? <shRkb8> whaaat? <shRkb8> :-( <shRkb8> sept. 16 is talk like scotty from star trek day! <shRkb8> pleeeeeeaase? <Zombiebaron> ... <Zombiebaron> no links spaming <Zombiebaron> ask MoneySign <Zombiebaron> he'll ban you for asking. <shRkb8> how is it spamming? <Zombiebaron> it is <shRkb8> how? * Hinoa summons MoneySign <Zombiebaron> read a definition of spam that says its not <shRkb8> someone please explain how it is spamming * MoneySign is summoned. <nintendorulez> Holy sith. Todd's at #5 on mostlinked. <Zombiebaron> ha ha ha <nintendorulez> He's gonna top Wilde any day now. <nintendorulez> I SAY WE STICK HIM IN THE TEMPLATES! <MoneySign> It's not really spamming... <MoneySign> But it is very very useless. <shRkb8> can I do it? <MoneySign> And not funny. <MoneySign> No. <nintendorulez> It'll only be one template. <shRkb8> awww... :-( <shRkb8> alll riiiight <nintendorulez> It wouldn't hurt, and it's funny to some people. <MoneySign> Because it's "Talk like Scotty from Start Trek day" and not "Link a lot to Scotty from Star Trek day". <wolf> ayyyy captin! <MoneySign> nintendorulez, it would hurt. <shRkb8> ma bairns! ma poor bairns... <wolf> I tried shovin' a weeiner in the wharped durive <nintendorulez> Can I embed it in Template:Cookie? It'd be completely undetectable without the tab button. <MoneySign> No. <nintendorulez> How about with weighted choose tags? <MoneySign> No. <nintendorulez> You're no fun. <MoneySign> Indeed. <shRkb8> fascinating. <MoneySign> Is it? <shRkb8> maybe to spock...IDK * shRkb8 is bored out of his mind <MoneySign> What you don't know could fill up a warehouse. <shRkb8> a big'un too... <MoneySign> Yup. <nintendorulez> I'ma stick this up on UnNews talk:Todd Lyons "bigger than Jesus". <nintendorulez> See what others think of the idea.
--21:25, 9 September 2006 (UTC)