UnNews talk:Oprah buys Weight Watchers

Nice! We always knew Opera was not afraid of spending big money on a big steak. It's like Trump becoming elected as the President of the National Campaign for Courtesy, or me becoming a pub landlord.  EStop ⚓ 15:07, October 20, 2015 (UTC)

Thanks! These are typical "fat American" jokes, but I hope adequately fitted to the real-world news. The article's pattern is celebrities buying shares in a company that allegedly suits them, with or without the addition of the ironic reversal (as your Trump example above). I could go no further on the other U.S. candidates (even second-place Republican Ben Carson), as what does anyone know about them as joke fodder? Jeb Bush to buy shares in Brooks Brothers? This means there is a hole in their millions of ad spending. Spıke 🎙️15:14 20-Oct-15