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UnNews talk:Obama plays rope-a-dope; opponents line up to go first
Another installment only slightly removed from reality. It has been said for decades that Americans' only choice is between "the evil party" (advocating unwise things) and "the stupid party" (advocating good things ineffectively). I have a bias but, in the current episode, both sides are equally ridiculous. Spıke Ѧ 17:46 25-Feb-10
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