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UnNews talk:No suspicion in death of local pol
I do not know the deceased, nor any more details to this story than those contained in the Source. I only know that the declaration that foul play was not a concern came faster than, say, official word that the Fort Hood massacre was not Islamic terrorism. That's absurd, and thus--with apologies to friends and family--UnNews waiting to be written. Spıke Ѧ 23:25 26-Jun-10
- Well put! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:49, June 27, 2010 (UTC)