UnNews talk:GOP wants "Constitution-free zones"

I am not convinced that anyone else prefers this type of UnNews, but it's how I write 'em, and this is the best example of this type in a couple weeks: Based on a totally true proposal which was made in total seriousness but with a little tugging can be made to look completely absurd; peppered with soap-opera-style references to related past UnNewses; has ceremonial slaps against both parties (here, only the photo caption); and ends with a second absurdity that is both much more extreme and simply a merging of what was presented above it. Spıke Ѧ 05:37 14-Jan-11