UnNews talk:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism

Excuses

I don't know if this fits UnNews. Frankly, I don't care. D'souza's column is so nutty, so skewed, so fucked up in every conceivable way, that it simply must be satirized (even if the duty, unfortunately, falls to my incompetent fingers). Yes, I swore. Get over it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:03, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

You are my hero. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:10 Apr 05, 2008

Thanks. I try. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:16, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

I really want to put this in:

Above: A depiction of how distant religion and atheism are from each other. Do you truly want your kids to be swayed to join the fiery reddish end of the diagram?

But I'm not sure how to do that without fuckz0ring up the formatting. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:19 Apr 05, 2008

The page is already packed (repetition being best when it repeats, I find)....I don't know. Does that help? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:28, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

If you can find one that's vertical, rather than horizontal, it would be an apt replacement for the diagram...but other than that, there's no room. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:30, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, darn it. I just figured there should be something that completely contradicts the diagram already on there. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:34 Apr 05, 2008

Darn it, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:39, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm a persistent bastard, but I don't want to make the column look messy. Oh well. Figured I'd upload anyway just 'cuz. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:42 Apr 05, 2008

Also, you've got rabies. Sorry, I didn't know I had it when I bit you. Got any water? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:30, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Yo. Its a great article but from my perspective the pics should be on one side, otherwise it looks rather eh... sorta like I did here maybe (I'm a sucker for good formatting) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:18, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Hi. Welcome to Uncyclopedia: the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. Erm...like this? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:52, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Using the this thing to make columns. Makes it look more like a real column as it separates the pictures... I'll just do it then --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:04, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

__NOTOC__ {| width="96%" border="0" |-valign="top" |width="85%"|

That looks like majik to me. Most things do. I'm both superstitious and ignorant. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:08, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

There (I don't know how it works (witchcraft?) it just does) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:12, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. Now, all the original images fit. Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:23, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Talk about a delayed reaction.

I just realized that D'souza (in the original column) is essentially saying "The problem with science is that it's not supernatural." What a knob. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:38, 9 October 2008 (UTC)