UnNews talk:Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere

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Funny I thought Loughton was west of the Greenwich Meridian. Oh wait no I live is North east London! Noooooooooo¬! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 81.149.64.105 (talk • contribs)

"You'll buy famine stamps instead of food stamps." Lol xD --Realturka 09:37, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

I do believe we British/French/Spanish/Any other country west of the Greenwich Meridian, find it a tad offensive not to be included into the 'Western World'. Perhaps a slight change of wording is in order? You'd hardly call France an Eastern Country. That said, I wouldn't call Germany an eastern country either. East and west are hardly good words for this. Perhaps Old World and New World? (much better terms) --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Crusader1089 (talk • contribs)

Private property

Communism and socialism are opposed to private property rights and other human rights. How could someone who hates ownership own something? --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 64.28.14.85 (talk • contribs)

You do realize this is Uncyclopedia, and therefore facts aren't necessarily needed, right? Just look here, AAAA, there, everywhere, in your throat, behind you, and especially with this link, which is also the sixth link down from the top on the sidebar. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 15:28, 26 October 2007 (UTC)