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UnNews talk:Comcast fires Keith Olbermann for knowing too much
But how will I ever know how many days have passed since Dubya declared "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"? And what about all those trees that won't get cut down now because he won't be throwing a blank sheet of paper at the camera at the end of the show!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:01, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
- Ha, just wait until the ax falls on Anderson Cooper. Hmmm, mission accomplished. Good line for the page! Aleister 13:19 22-1-'11