UnNews talk:CNN claims to be unbiased

This one almost wrote itself--The only competitor was a story scrolling across the chiron on a regional news network on the TV at the coffee shop--something about "Top Mexican anti-kidnapping official is missing," but I couldn't find details of that on-line.

This article is not meant to boost Fox News. But, whether or not you believe they are "Fair and Balanced," the fact that they chose to sell themselves with that slogan is evidence that no one believes CNN is impartial. Klein's statement is inherently ridiculous, and no one but UnNews will ridicule it.

The fall-off in audience is real and mentioned in the AP wire this UnNews is based on. It quotes Anderson Cooper, but not saying what I have him saying. The first quote from Klein is verbatim. (The second quote is verbatim from the AP wire, but wasn't said by Klein.)

AP didn't interview anyone from Fox, which is not surprising, considering the respective biases, so I bray that UnNews didn't either, UnNews being "just as uniquely unbiased." AP is one-of-a-kind and so are we.

Phil Griffin of MSNBC was also quoted by AP, likewise not saying what I report him as saying. But the final joke--the fact that no one watches MSNBC--is a ratings fact. Spıke Ѧ 18:04 15-Apr-10

MSNBC? Who?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Apr 2010 ~ 02:12 (UTC)