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HELLO GOOD PEOPLE. It's Kirk Cameron again. Yes, the Kirk Cameron who played on the 1985-1992 Family Ties ripoff, Growing Pains. But what many of you may or may not know is that I'm not just a has-been former teen idol from the Reagan years, I'm also a noted Christian, as is my beautiful wife, Chelsea Noble.
Since I have a whole lot of time on my hands (and since nobody will finance my next Left Behind film, to be shot in IMAX 3D)... I must give my fellow 1980s cohorts a grave warning.
Way back in August, I wrote a column urging you all to take shelter. Last year saw the deaths of everybody from Michael Jackson to Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Golden Girls Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty, to the Halloween franchise. This year, we have lost yet another Golden Girl, Rue McClanahan, at the age of 76. But that's not all! We lotst one of the Lost Boys, Corey Haim to a heart attack and pneumonia. The greatest heavy metal vocalist ever to belt a note, Ronnie James Dio, sadly went to be with the Lord at the age of 67. The Diff'rent Strokes cast has been shortened due to the untimely death of the short guy, Gary Coleman, at age 42. And our very own Growing Pains co-star Andrew "Boner" Koenig left us back in February. And guess what Miley Cyrus did to the Corey Hart classic, "Sunglasses at Night." more...