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UnColumns:What do you mean Ricky Martin is gay?

WARNING: This column may be too homosexual for heterosexuals. If you don't like this article, than you are a militant homophobic George W. Bush ass kisser. People of other sexual orientations should only read this article for a good laugh and to mock all parties involved herein.

(Editorial distorted, re-worded, parodied, and reprinted here without the express written permission of celebrity bugger blogger Perez Hilton. But Who Cares, he's a douche anyway.)

HI. This is Perez Hilton here. I've been doing fab-u-lous! I'm writing this column because I heard some shocking, startling news recently. Ricky Martin has recently come out of the closet! more...