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UnColums:Johnnys a big poopy

BIZMARK, Norf Dikoda -- Johnny, a boy in my clas at scool, is such a dork. I hate him soo much!

Johnny lives in a house on my block and hes got a mother and a father and a brother. His parints just getted a devors. Hes so lucky. Johnny says "...theyre kompeeting for my luv", so his birfday presints are waay betterer than the wuns I get. My parints always get me sox or a sweater and granny gives me a doller and I have to hug her and she smels like old. Johnnys get him rollerblades and Playstashins and Pokémons and soon Im shur theyll giv him a spaceship or a dinosaur or something! How awsome is that? I wish my parints would get a devors. more...