UnDebate:Is it true that we should eat strictly one almond a day?
Background information[edit]Its been said that eating one almond a day is good and healthy, maybe even fun. Yet people doubt this. Such people are called "Nutters" by the almond community. |
If we should eat only one almond a day, then why do most news sources say to eat 6-10 almonds a day? Are they lying?[edit] | |
Yes[edit]I say they're lying nutjobs. The lead researchers told me SPECIFICALLY that it's one, not zero not two, ONE almond. Any more is at risk of. They say the almond oils absorb into your skins pores and prevent cancer. Don't you want to be free of cancer? The only reason you never hear of this is because the almond factory shoots cancer patients who recover due to almonds. And if I was nutty, why do I have a wall with almond porn on it, hm? |
No[edit]You're a nutjob and you should kill yourself. Besides that, there are no known sources nor police reports documenting cancer patients being saved and then killed by the almond factory. Almonds don't even have juices, you probably mean almond milk. All you almond-brains are the same. Too focused on a shitty nut to notice all the downsides, like the common cold, or the flu, or a cold, or a generic sickness, or redunditus. How come there's so many documented cases of sickness from almonds and no curing from almonds? |
Are almonds taste good? [sic][edit] | |
Yes[edit]Of course, and you'd have to be a dumbass fuckin' nutjob to say otherwise, almonds are a mouthgasm. They taste like pure yum. I swish one almond in my mouth to get more flavor per almond. Almonds are the best, infact, almonds cure cancer, did I tell you that? Because if I didn't then I must've missed by daily almond, because almonds are known for increasing memory. I'd know this, I am a registered Uncyclopedian editor, dawg. |
No[edit]I think you should put a gun in your mouth and shoot. Does dog doo-doo taste good? No, it doesn't. Almonds also taste bad too. I hate almonds and I think even the mere MENTION of almonds should be punishable by death. Almonds are coming to indoctrinate your kids into worshipping Satan and sucking his dry nuts which he calls the almond. Of course, trust me, I just so happen to be a Wikipedia moderator. |
Verdict[edit]The judge determined that the pro-almond side won. Why? Because the anti-almond side lunged up at the judge and starting going apeshit. He's also a weird-ass Wikipedian. #AlmondLife4Ever, bitches! |