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UnDebate:Can Plants have Autism?
Background[edit]For some time now, I have been wondering if plants can have autism. I think my tree might be autistic. |
Argument[edit] | |
Yes[edit]If we consider the fact that people who have autism are commonly referred to as being vegetables, then the original proposition would be proven, since vegetables are classified as being plants. |
No[edit]Plants are not people. Autistic people always like to scream when in situations that screaming wouldn't be ideal, and since plants don't do this, plants cannot have autism. |
Argument[edit] | |
Yes[edit]Plants have chromosomes, and therefore genetic mutation is still possible to occur. This could lead to some plants developing genetic abnormalities, like autism. |
No[edit]No. Down syndrome is not autism. Shut up. |
Verdict[edit]No, plants can't have autism. Go get an education before you make a fool of yourself on other articles. If they can get Up syndrome, then they can also get Down syndrome, simple as that. |