UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day/SitDown

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When friends drive drunk...

"This guy seems to be able to hold his liquor pretty well," you say to yourself, as you go back to sit in your seat. The ride begins so uneventfully, and you're making great time. The traffic here in the Grandersons's back yard is really light. But before long, you can see that the bus is out of control, and the driver has passed out at the wheel. And, on top of all that, you are heading straight for that orphanage/oil refining center. You and the rest of the children on the bus scream as the bus slams straight into the gas holding tank that sits next to the orphanage. Your bus, and the nearby buildings explode, killing everyone involved, and teaching you one more lesson about letting your friends drive drunk.

You Are a Statistic.