UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure/Page 72
Oooh, gosh. How to kill you this time?
Ummm.... let's see....
You trip over a moose, that someone foolishly left lying around in the middle of this book. As you fall, you grasp hold of a random page, getting a nasty paper cut in in the process. This gets infected with ebola, causing your arm to drop off. Your next-door neighbour beats you to death with the arm for forgetting to water his begonias 
- We really ought to have an article on begonias. Or ignore this comment if someone just wrote it