Uncyclopedia:VFS

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Too late to nominate HolUp? Perhaps it can be his christmas present. I mean the guy is already like a superhero on here, like can you imagine him with admin powers? He'd be.... SuperSuperMan! OnePunch 23:50, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

Dear Sir, 0ppage as a Christmas present??? Besides, we already have more Chiefs than Indians. Spıke 🎙️00:48 14-Dec-21

Dear Ma'am, I fully understand. I mean, what's the point of being a Chief if the whole tribe are Chiefs. However, now, please note that I am not American, but I have heard that they like to be called Native Americans now. That is unless you are talking about actual Indians for which a better analogy would be 'more Gods than Indians'. Additionally, that would be better to fit with the christmas theme as I've heard that it is about Jesus' birthday or something. Good day madam, OnePunch 00:59, 14 December 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for the suggestion. But I think I'd prefer staying an editor, I have other things to do outside of this site and I feel taking on so much more responsibility here wouldn't be my strongest suit.--HolUp (talk) 01:08, 14 December 2021 (UTC)

I was wondering if that would translate to your locale (Australia, right?), and glad to see it did. Spıke 🎙️02:15 14-Dec-21