Uncyclopedia:Policy

This page is considered a policy on Uncyclopedia. It has wide acceptance among editors and is considered a standard that everyone should follow, unless they don't want to, in which case they are free to ignore it so long as they're not being a dick. Please make use of the standing on one knee position to propose to this policy.

1. The first rule is you do not talk about Uncyclopedia:Policy.
2. The second rule is you do not talk about Uncyclopedia:Policy.
3. In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia:Policy does not talk about YOU!!
4. Anyone editing VFD, QVFD, or the Ban Patrol disruptively will be immediately banned without warning. This includes deleting sections, changing the headings of pages being voted on, changing other people's votes or comments.
5. Bans are from 24hours to 24days. Use your judgement.
6. Vandals are to be banned for 24 days.*
7. Blankers are to be banned also for 24 days.
8. Spammers are to be banned for 24 years, or hunted like vermin.
9. ???
10. Profit.

--Chronarion 16:59, 15 Mar 2005 (EST)

*This rule has had exceptions in the past.

See Also

• Uncyclopedia:Ban Policy