Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A ****** Polite Note to the ************* Author:[edit]

I am ***** 17 years old and ****** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your **** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ***** removed or changed as soon as *** possible.

Let me tell you **** about *** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of **** Tourettes sufferers **** ****** **** ****** ************* swear. You can **** blame television for always focusing on the *** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ************* Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or **** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ************* jerk.
  • Tourettes is no **** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at **** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become *** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no **** cure, and the **** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse **** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which *** caused my entire *** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the *** drug.

I am an active ****** member of a ****** tourette syndrome association and ***** I am making steps towards ***** eradicating the public ***** view of Tourettes as a **** **** *** ***** ***** "swearing" disorder, because it is ****** much much more.

I am sorry *** for "hi-jacking" your entry on **** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ************* that really ***** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all **** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by *** editing this **** article. Remember, everything ***** here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ***** **** ***** **** ***** not funny at all.

Thank you **** for your **** time.

Best ***** regards,


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.