The Zodiac Killer
“Remember the Zodiac Killer? He was just like Osama Bin Laden”
The Zodiac Killer was a cereal killer who operated in California. In 2016, Ted Cruz ran for president; it was discovered that he was, in fact, associated with the Zodiac Killer.
History[edit]
In the 1960's in California, the Zodiac Killer went on a killing spree. He was referred to as the greatest cereal killer of all time, considering that his killing methods were unique. He had killed a bunch of people. It is speculated that the Zodiac Killer might've been the one who killed Osama Bin Laden.
Identity[edit]
It seemed as if the Zodiac's identity would never be solved, that is, until 2016. Ted Cruz was a presidential canidiate, and it was solved that he was in fact the Zodiac.
Osama Bin Laden[edit]
It is speculated that the Zodiac is in fact the one who shot Bin Laden. Evidence suggests that, to fix what he's done, he was asked to join the military.